Or Sub Zero’s, I guess, as the method of delivery for a triumphant libation after a particularly brutal Mortal Kombat style fatality. Take your pick of any spine ripper. It’s only $13.99, but it is a little late to order it for your Halloween party tonight, so instead, we will open up this post’s comments to field this hypothetical question: which liquor most resembling spinal fluid would you chug out of this thing? Please justify your answer.

Skull Beer Funnel [Decorations and Props via Nerd Approved]