Poor Herman Miller, maker of the infamous (and rather good) Aeron office chair which found their way into out-of-work employees studio apartments after the first dot-com bubble, has just launched a successor in time for the nationwide financial crisis: The “Embody” is a $1,600 office chair with an exposed structure with 56 flexors along the back and 93 plastic disks that move allow for movement and adjustment of the surface underneath the operator.

If only they’d released the Embody at the height of the mortgage reverie, I could be out there scavenging my very own from empty fluorescent banking tombs today.

The techie’s new $1,600 throne (Herman Miller Embody) [Fortune via Freshome]